Cookie Monster

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C is for cookie, thats good enough for me

​I love Cookies​... Nom, nom, nom, nom

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Any little thing can be your​ friend if you let it be.

We spend so much of our life looking - but never seeing. I'm sort of a softy, I couldn't shoot Bambi except with a camera. Fluff it up a little and hypnotize it. No pressure. Just relax and watch it happen. Those great big fluffy clouds.

I’d do anything for a cookie.​

Be brave. You have freedom here.

The only guide is your heart. These little son of a guns hide in your brush and you just have to push them out. With something so strong, a little bit can go a long way. Mix your color marbly don't mix it dead. Every time you practice, you learn more.

It's life. It's interesting. It's fun. The least little bit can do so much.

That's a son of a gun of a cloud.You can create anything that makes you happy. What the devil. And right there you got an almighty cloud. If there's two big trees invariably sooner or later there's gonna be a little tree.

Now, we're going to fluff this cloud.

Maybe he has a little friend that lives right over here. The very fact that you're aware of suffering is enough reason to be overjoyed that you're alive and can experience it.​

We're not trying to teach you a thing to copy.

We're just here to teach you a technique, then let you loose into the world. Have fun with it. The first step to doing anything is to believe you can do it. See it finished in your mind before you ever start. A tree needs to be your friend if you're going to paint him.​

 
 
 

It's life. It's interesting. It's fun. The least little bit can do so much.

That's a son of a gun of a cloud.You can create anything that makes you happy. What the devil. And right there you got an almighty cloud. If there's two big trees invariably sooner or later there's gonna be a little tree.

Be brave. You have freedom here.

The only guide is your heart. These little son of a guns hide in your brush and you just have to push them out. With something so strong, a little bit can go a long way. Mix your color marbly don't mix it dead. Every time you practice, you learn more.​​

You're meant to have fun in life.

They say everything looks better with odd numbers of things. But sometimes I put even numbers ​just to upset the critics. A tree cannot be straight if it has a crooked trunk. Let's make some happy little clouds in our world. We don't really know where this goes - and I'm not sure we really care. Do an almighty painting with us.

Let's do that again.

That is when you can experience true joy, when you have no fear. You've got to learn to fight the temptation to resist these things. Just let them happen. This is truly an almighty mountain. Trees get lonely too, so we'll give him a little friend. I spend a lot of time walking around in the woods and talking to trees, and squirrels, and little rabbits and stuff. If you don't think every day is a good day - try missing a few. You'll see.

5​2​​Cookies eaten today
140Chocolate Chips Eaten Per Minute
7Bags of Cookies Per Hour
20Years of Service​​​​

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